Bad Daddy Network is the world's foremost off-grid, off-books backup of the web, the archives, and every show you never finished. When the cloud comes down, we're already moored offshore. Enterprise-grade redundancy for a world that is no longer redundant.
Real-time health of every relay still answering hails. We update this board the moment something goes wrong, which is constantly.
Three services, one boat, zero satellites. Everything humanity bothered to upload, kept dry and ready for the day you want it back.
Every page, every forum argument, every recipe blog with a 2,000-word backstory before the actual recipe. Preserved exactly as humanity left it. We judged none of it.
Films, albums, and fourteen seasons of shows cancelled on a cliffhanger. We never finished them either, but at least they survive for someone braver than us.
When the towers fall, we relay your message by radio, by longboat, and — if the situation truly demands it — by a very fast and discreet bird.
Our terms of service. We call them the Articles because everyone aboard signed them in something, and lawyers are also offline at present.
Contribution is the only currency we honour. Bandwidth is welcome. Snacks are preferred.
It will not be changed, explained, or written down. Do not ask the Captain. The Captain does not know it either.
No file is ever truly deleted. Removal requires a quorum, a vote, a second vote, and occasionally a duel.
Cold storage is forever, or until the world asks for it back. Retrieval times are best described as "eventual."
The bandwidth is needed for navigation. Yes, even for that one episode. Especially for that one episode.
Reserve a berth on the network now, while the seas are calm and the servers are merely on fire instead of underwater.
Request a lifeboat